Idk the slobbering is a turn off for me. Definitely ask the person what things they like and don’t like. And listen, also be open to suggestions without being defensive or getting your feelings hurt. And if she’s afraid to ask you to change it up or do something differently/better, ask directly “hey, how was that for you?” “How can I make you feel better?” “Do you like when I did __?” “What did you not enjoy?” Etc. there’s no one way to please a person so keep that in mind. And for the love of god don’t use porn as a guide since it is acting.
You're not wrong, just generalising. I love slobber or any wetness, and evidently so did your previous partners. The big tip I love from you is talk, ask questions, and generally be vocal.
A little tip from me, provide post sex/ orgasm care e.g. a hug with a gentle back stroke or just lay with them. Many vulva/ vagina owners carry sexual trauma and to know you are there with them and for them will provide a further sense of safety or security.
A pretty decent guide for anyone who hasn’t done it before. However, I feel like you missed the most important step 1 - ask what she likes!
For me, slobber is an absolute turn off, as is any sort of touching my chest or fingering (unless I’m really in the mood for it). I would be asking to stop before we even make it to the end of these steps. Don’t get me wrong, this an excellent guide, but men, PLEASE tailor it your woman and her preferences. We don’t all like all of this.
I suspect no slam was intended. Biologically speaking there are females and there are males. Anything else (man/woman, feminine/masculine, etc.) is a subjective label assigned and defined by a culture at a point in time. Doesn’t mean one has to like it or accept it from a partner, but the term ‘female’ carries no subjective cultural baggage. Same goes for the 101 names people have for vaginas - it is ok to like some and abhor others.
I would fact check that before writing on it. Not wholly accurate and not something to shame vibrator uses about. We all need different types of stimulation to orgasm.
Who said anything about shaming vibrator users? Someone may need a vibrator to orgasm now but it doesn’t mean it’s not possible for them to experience something different if given the proper space, attention and guidance. Vibrators are a machine. The clit is one of the most sensitive body parts on a whole human. We are not supposed to need a machine whacking out clits at mach speed to feel pleasure. It’s a symptom of disembodied culture.
I don't know why you're staying away from the breasts. I like to spend a little time there on the way down. And as far as lubrication, if you can't make her lubricate with your fingers and your tongue, you're not doing something right.
Next to cumming myself, eating her pussy and giving her an orgasm Is the best part of making love
I’m a woman and I love this. I feel like a lot of men would need to read this. This stirred up emotions for me — I cried lol. It brought back beautiful memories of love-making with the man I used to love. Loved the text.
You don’t really touch on the fact that every woman is different. This “guide” will be what some women like. But not the way others like it. Aspects of it will be nice for some women but not all. I’m going to toot my own horn and say that I have been told, by very many, that I eat pussy like no other. (that’s enough tooting. I don’t want to go too far. But I could) Every pussy is different. It takes a few minutes to see what each one likes and what does it for them. The most important thing, in my opinion, is a true desire to please a woman this way. I think most men do it because they are expected to. Not because they want to. You have to need to in order to really excel at it. You’ll never be a pussy eating god if you don’t crave it.
I’m sorry but, the title of your article is “How to eat pussy like a god”. How is not knowing what you’re doing and needing direction from your Goddess, as well as making a compromise because you really don’t want to be doing it, God level expertise? If you can’t tell on your own if you are doing it right and need help from the recipient then maybe you should rethink the whole scenario. She should be laying back and enjoying. Not trying to figure out what you’re doing wrong. Forgive me for being blunt but, maybe you’re not the best qualified to be writing such an article
That's my point. It seems like you need the most help. Between not knowing what to do and having to get her to run you through step by step, and the fact that you say you don't even want to be doing it to begin with. You're making a compromise because??? I don't know why. Maybe you find it icky or something? It seems like you're the least qualified to be writing an article on how to eat pussy. Let alone "God level" pussy eating. What made you think your skills were "God level" good?
I like your instructions! Only item I might add is don't forget the area between the vagina and the anus. But don't lick the anus and then go back to the pussy. Bad things can happen. Always keep the two separate. I agree with being sloppy! I've never had a woman complain about being too sloppy! Your article brought back some memories for me! Thanks
Okay first of all you should know that all ladies ain't same and what works for lady A might not work for lady B and that's the truth, a guy might go to practice this on a girl and it's just a total turn off for her
Idk the slobbering is a turn off for me. Definitely ask the person what things they like and don’t like. And listen, also be open to suggestions without being defensive or getting your feelings hurt. And if she’s afraid to ask you to change it up or do something differently/better, ask directly “hey, how was that for you?” “How can I make you feel better?” “Do you like when I did __?” “What did you not enjoy?” Etc. there’s no one way to please a person so keep that in mind. And for the love of god don’t use porn as a guide since it is acting.
-sincerely a person with a vagina
Agree with you there - slobbering is not lube. Just messy.
Have some class 🤣
You're not wrong, just generalising. I love slobber or any wetness, and evidently so did your previous partners. The big tip I love from you is talk, ask questions, and generally be vocal.
A little tip from me, provide post sex/ orgasm care e.g. a hug with a gentle back stroke or just lay with them. Many vulva/ vagina owners carry sexual trauma and to know you are there with them and for them will provide a further sense of safety or security.
Lick on all!! Xo
Yeah of course
A pretty decent guide for anyone who hasn’t done it before. However, I feel like you missed the most important step 1 - ask what she likes!
For me, slobber is an absolute turn off, as is any sort of touching my chest or fingering (unless I’m really in the mood for it). I would be asking to stop before we even make it to the end of these steps. Don’t get me wrong, this an excellent guide, but men, PLEASE tailor it your woman and her preferences. We don’t all like all of this.
Slobber, spit is a no go; turn off.
I commented before reading.
If she'd allow me...I'd never come up for air.
Now let's read.
Some women come when you lick her asshole too they love that stimulation
"I'm a pussy devouring man and I need that pussy melting in my mouth right now."
That's one for the resumé. 🌝
I died and resurrected …
Vibrators numb the clit. Not many women even know this. I’d stay away from them.
That's the realest shit I heard from a female in to long
Maybe not call women “females” I’m sure you didn’t mean it harmfully but it’s degrading.
I suspect no slam was intended. Biologically speaking there are females and there are males. Anything else (man/woman, feminine/masculine, etc.) is a subjective label assigned and defined by a culture at a point in time. Doesn’t mean one has to like it or accept it from a partner, but the term ‘female’ carries no subjective cultural baggage. Same goes for the 101 names people have for vaginas - it is ok to like some and abhor others.
Really?
Yes
Let's chat 😘
No
Hello pretty 😍
Why ?
Like seriously?😘
I would fact check that before writing on it. Not wholly accurate and not something to shame vibrator uses about. We all need different types of stimulation to orgasm.
Who said anything about shaming vibrator users? Someone may need a vibrator to orgasm now but it doesn’t mean it’s not possible for them to experience something different if given the proper space, attention and guidance. Vibrators are a machine. The clit is one of the most sensitive body parts on a whole human. We are not supposed to need a machine whacking out clits at mach speed to feel pleasure. It’s a symptom of disembodied culture.
I don't know why you're staying away from the breasts. I like to spend a little time there on the way down. And as far as lubrication, if you can't make her lubricate with your fingers and your tongue, you're not doing something right.
Next to cumming myself, eating her pussy and giving her an orgasm Is the best part of making love
I’m a woman and I love this. I feel like a lot of men would need to read this. This stirred up emotions for me — I cried lol. It brought back beautiful memories of love-making with the man I used to love. Loved the text.
Don’t miss ‘Pleasuring Aphrodite II” on Substack, The Goddess knows.
You don’t really touch on the fact that every woman is different. This “guide” will be what some women like. But not the way others like it. Aspects of it will be nice for some women but not all. I’m going to toot my own horn and say that I have been told, by very many, that I eat pussy like no other. (that’s enough tooting. I don’t want to go too far. But I could) Every pussy is different. It takes a few minutes to see what each one likes and what does it for them. The most important thing, in my opinion, is a true desire to please a woman this way. I think most men do it because they are expected to. Not because they want to. You have to need to in order to really excel at it. You’ll never be a pussy eating god if you don’t crave it.
I’m sorry but, the title of your article is “How to eat pussy like a god”. How is not knowing what you’re doing and needing direction from your Goddess, as well as making a compromise because you really don’t want to be doing it, God level expertise? If you can’t tell on your own if you are doing it right and need help from the recipient then maybe you should rethink the whole scenario. She should be laying back and enjoying. Not trying to figure out what you’re doing wrong. Forgive me for being blunt but, maybe you’re not the best qualified to be writing such an article
That's my point. It seems like you need the most help. Between not knowing what to do and having to get her to run you through step by step, and the fact that you say you don't even want to be doing it to begin with. You're making a compromise because??? I don't know why. Maybe you find it icky or something? It seems like you're the least qualified to be writing an article on how to eat pussy. Let alone "God level" pussy eating. What made you think your skills were "God level" good?
And here's me trying to figure out what to write about.
Mmm Yum Yum
While you are down there, don’t forget her anus which may bring added delights to both of you.
Very delicious 😋
I like your instructions! Only item I might add is don't forget the area between the vagina and the anus. But don't lick the anus and then go back to the pussy. Bad things can happen. Always keep the two separate. I agree with being sloppy! I've never had a woman complain about being too sloppy! Your article brought back some memories for me! Thanks
Okay first of all you should know that all ladies ain't same and what works for lady A might not work for lady B and that's the truth, a guy might go to practice this on a girl and it's just a total turn off for her